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| Little Known Facts...........Page 4 Phrase Craze.................Page 30 |
| 1992 Eeeek Awards............Page 5 Mind Games...................Page 31 |
| HeadLine BITS................Page 11 Accustomed 2 Customs.........Page 34 |
| Horoscopes By Manfred........Page 12 One Liners...................Page 35 |
| Behind The HeadLines.........Page 17 Hide & Seek (Continued)......Page 40 |
| Historical BITS!.............Page 18 Team Eeeek (Conclusion)......Page 54 |
| Metaphysical BITS! (Astrol!).Page 23 Learning DOS.................Page 67 |
| Just A Minute!...............Page 24 Strrrrrrrange BITS!..........Page 72 |
| Quotes 'N' Notes 1992........Page 25 The W-Eeeek-Ly News..........Page 74 |
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| * 28 minutes each day is spent by the average adult dressing. |
| * There are more inches in a square mile than there are seconds in a |
| century. |
| * The average age of all U.S. military personnel is 25 |
| * Rocky Marciano is the only boxer to retire without having lost a pro |
| fight. |
| * A snail can actually kill a garter snake. |
| * A duck can quack but his quack never echoes |
| * Costs for university education in Canada is half that in the U.S. |
| * The word nova is latin for new |
| * In the native tongues of the West Indies there is no word for weather |
| * A person who is a genius is generally much shorter or much taller than |
| the average person. |
| * 44 percent of babies born are born to teenage girls |
| * In Monopoly it is said that Illinois Avenue is the square most often |
| occupied. |
| * The typical human's skin weighs twice that of their brain |
| * A moment as defined by old English is a minute and a half |
| * A household dog generally likes one person better than another in the |
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| 1992 Eeeek Awards!| Page 5 |
| ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ | ------------------------------------------------------ |
| ▀██████▀ | THE 1992 EEEEK AWARDS! |
| ▄▀██████▀▄ | ------------------------------------------------------ |
| █ ██████ █ | 1992 was QUITE the year! Among the things we saw: |
| ▀██████▀ | Ross Perot made American history, Madonna made a "SEX" |
| ▀██▀ | book, & Woody Allen made his step-daughter. The USSR |
| ▄██▄ | gave up Communism, The Los Angeles Riots were no big |
| ▀▀▀▀▀▀ | laughing matter, & Jeffery Dahmer went to trial. |
|-------------------' The American public turned out in droves in Nov. to |
| cast their ballots, Congress was finally noted for bad checks, JFK The |
| The Movie, A Japanese official said Americans are lazy & stupid, the |
| Michelangelo Virus struck unsuspecting computers, Johnny Carson resigned |
| as host of The Tonight Show, & we found out white men CAN jump! |
| Passages: Fred Gernand of Baudtown and Anthony Perkins passed away, as well|
| as Lyle Alzado, who died from brain cancer brought on by steroid usage. |
| Magic Johnson announced he was HIV +, Dan Quayle attacked Murphy Brown, |
| and "Family Values" became a catch-phrase for the year. Sister Soulja made |
| racist remarks, saying Blacks & Hispanics "can't" be racists & Iced Tea's |
| song Cop Killer reminded us of how much hate is really out there! And |
| Hurricanes Andrew & Iniki devasted the lands, reminding us that Mother |
| Nature always wins. Read On for our picks & pokes. |
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| 1992 Eeeek Awards!| Page 6 |
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| ▀██████▀ | "Look at me! Look at me!" Award: MADONNA |
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| █ ██████ █ | Every year that goes by, it doesn't seem like she |
| ▀██████▀ | will be able to outdo herself... yet she never seems |
| ▀██▀ | to quit. This year her big seller was the book "SEX" |
| ▄██▄ | - banned in several countries. Madonna, in her so |
| ▀▀▀▀▀▀ | infinite wisdom seem to take this as a compliment, |
|-------------------' but we have to ask: Do you really want attention that |
| badly? And don't you have anything other than primal animal instinct to |
| offer? Heck, we KNOW you have breasts, but do you have anything else??? |
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| "Is It Live, Or Is It Publicity?" Award: WOODY ALLEN |
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| I'm sorry, but we HAVE to ask! Considering the great scandal that hit not |
| only the rag sheets but legit publications as well, seemed to coincide |
| with the release of "Husbands & Wives" - We just are having trouble with |
| this. Whether Woody overstepped his parental bounds with a step child, |
| or whether he really is a child molester, we may never know. What we DO |
| know is that some ad-man out there undoubtedly got paid big bucks for the |
| secret leak that started this publicity. Some things are just TOO close... |
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| 1992 Eeeek Awards!| Page 7 |
| ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ | ------------------------------------------------------ |
| ▀██████▀ | The "See Ya In '94!" Award: DAN QUAYLE |
| ▄▀██████▀▄ | ------------------------------------------------------ |
| █ ██████ █ | For all his blundering statements, we are really |
| ▀██████▀ | gonna miss the little guy! Let's face it - there |
| ▀██▀ | wasn't a heck of a lot to laugh at this year, and |
| ▄██▄ | Danny sure relieved some tension! In spite of his |
| ▀▀▀▀▀▀ | moronic attack on Murphy Brown, he was a guy it was |
|-------------------' hard to dislike - laugh at yes, but dislike never! |
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| The "Aw Gee Mom! Can't he stay a little longer?" Award: JOHNNY CARSON |
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| Whether you liked Johnny or not, whether you like Jay Leno or not... |
| Johnny Carson WAS The Tonight Show. He was an American Institution in |
| his own right, and tears were brought to so many of us when he retired. |
| I think we sort of thought of him as immortal, and when HE retired, we all |
| realized how old we were getting, and that everything must eventually end. |
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| The "Quitters Never Win..." Award: ROSS PEROT |
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| He had it all & lost it all. What more can we say? |
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| 1992 Eeeek Awards!| Page 8 |
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| ▀██████▀ | The "Hypocritic Oath" Award: SISTER SOULJA |
| ▄▀██████▀▄ | ------------------------------------------------------ |
| █ ██████ █ | She was either immature enough or ignorant enough to |
| ▀██████▀ | make the statement that blacks and hispanics "CAN'T" |
| ▀██▀ | be racists, because only people in power can be. |
| ▄██▄ | Considering the power that little girl was weilding |
| ▀▀▀▀▀▀ | with the media, we would have to say it was a case of |
|-------------------' the Pop (star) calling the kettle white. (AHEM) |
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| The "Can We Owe It To You...?" Award: THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS |
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| With all the bad checks writen by Congress, I think we should be able to do|
| the same with our tax payments since that's what pays the ridiculous salary|
| of our Congressmen & Senators. |
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| The "Play It Again Sam" Award: WHOOPIE GOLDBERG & SISTER ACT PEOPLE |
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| If I walked past a church today & heard that kind of music emanating, I |
| would go in! As Whoopie's character said: "People LIKE bars & casinos, |
| because they're FUN!" Sister Act was the most fun in movies in 1992! |
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| * Honesty Tests For Workers Can't Be Trusted, Report Says |
| * Arsonist Elected Fire Department Chief |
| * Man Who Killed Roommate Is Looking For Place To Live |
| * Blaze Destroys 97 Vehicles At Cookout Held By Firemen |
| * Smoking Allowed In The City Sewers |
| * Woman Sues Lost Brain |
| * Unemployment Not Working, Critics Say |
| * Absentee Votes Accepted In Person Only |
| * Collapse May Delay Freeway Demolition |
| * Study: People Can Delay Death For Important Occasions |
| * High-Speed Train Could Reach Valley Within Five Years |
| * Rains Delay Big Umbrella Show |
| * Ada Kring, 67 Year Old Orick Resident, Dies At Age 94 |
| * Waste Team Dominates Chili Fest |
| * Hazardous Waste Breakfast June 6 |
| * SPCA Holds Flea Sale |
| * Moses To Speak At Senior Center |
| * Psychopaths Unpredictable |
| * Don't Use Poison Ivy To Decorate |
| * Water Houseplants When Soil Is Dry |
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| Horoscopes By Manfred! 12-29 thru 1-4-92 Page 12 |
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| ARIES [Mar 21 - Apr 19]: This evening would be best spent by meditating |
| or reflecting on inner views. There will be reason for you to celebrate! |
| Pay special attention to someone you want closer, before the opportunity |
| passes. Gemini, Libra native plays role. |
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| TAURUS [Apr 20 - May 20]: The time has not yet arrived for a previous |
| investment to be abandoned. Wait, watch, listen. It is time for you to |
| trust again, stop copping out on past people who have harmed you! Focus |
| on physical attraction, sensuality, creativity, variety. Gemini has |
| something important to say! |
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| GEMINI [May 21 - June 20]: Your money picture is now due to brighten & |
| you will located needed finances & be able to proceed on! You will work |
| closely with a friend on new project. You'll find that someone who really |
| likes you has remained quiet long enough! Scorpio, Leo speaks up! |
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| CANCER [June 21 - July 22]: Pay attention!! Your health plays a key role, |
| eat well, & rest. Lost love will be found. Capricorn, Sagittarius can be |
| counted upon! |
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| Horoscopes By Manfred! 12-29 thru 1-4-92 Page 13 |
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| LEO [July 23 - Aug 22]: Your finances should be watched carefully! |
| Attraction between you and another intensifies. This may be the big day |
| for you! Take a chance on yourself. Leo is featured. |
| |
| VIRGO [Aug 23 - Sept 22]: You'll find that someone who really likes you |
| has remained quiet long enough! Emphasis tonight is placed on rest, and |
| relaxing. Pay attention!! Sagittarius is available today. |
| |
| LIBRA [Sept 23 - Oct 22]: Make plans for later in the week to spend time |
| with a friend who needs it now. You must learn that if you want |
| something, you must make some move! Expect the unexpected tonight. |
| Cancer is in your corner now 100% |
| |
| SCORPIO [Oct 23 - Nov 21]: Emphasis this evening on perfecting your |
| techniques, it will be important to work. A secret rendezvous could put a |
| smile on your face for a very lonnnnng time. Gemini is featured. |
| |
| SAGITTARIUS [Nov 22 - Dec 21]: You will be the object of a sincere gift |
| of love today!! Scenario highlights love and romance! The moon in your |
| sign highlights special appearances. Pisces is available today. |
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| Horoscopes By Manfred! 12-29 thru 1-4-92 Page 14 |
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| CAPRICORN [Dec 23 - Jan 19]: Your health plays a key role, eat well, & |
| rest. A woman with brown eyes has difficulty but opens up with you. It is |
| time for you to trust again, stop copping out on past people who have |
| harmed you! Sagittarius will be involved. |
| |
| AQUARIUS [Jan 20 - Feb 18]: Looks like that purchase is now possible, go |
| ahead, Enjoy! A financial adjustment is being considered that will |
| substantially benefit you somehow... Someone you respect will attempt to |
| give you some advice...Listen carefully for they know what's best. |
| Aquarius provides insight. |
| |
| PISCES [Feb. 19 - Mar. 20]: Unexpected funds are heading your way! It's |
| time to break some bad news to a loved one. Don't be led by others, Hold |
| fast to your beliefs & truths! Pisces plays prominent role now! |
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| HeadLine: U.S. Created 6.8 Million Secrets in 1990 |
| Story: The U.S. federal government believes it created 6.8 million secrets|
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| HeadLine: Bored With Job, Resigns |
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| 01-01-1735: Paul Revere Born |
| 01-01-1752: Elizabeth Griscom (Betsy) Ross Born |
| 01-01-1801: United Kingdom of Great Britain & Ireland established |
| 01-01-1801: Giuseppe Piazzi discoved 1st asteroid, later named Ceres, Born |
| 01-01-1804: Haiti gains its independence |
| 01-01-1863: Emancipation Proclamation issued by Lincoln |
| 01-01-1879: E.M. Forster, English novelist Born |
| 01-01-1892: Brooklyn merges with NY to form present City of NY |
| 01-01-1895: J Edgar Hoover, Mr FBI Born |
| 01-01-1901: Commonwealth of Australia established |
| 01-01-1902: First Rose Bowl game held in Pasadena, California |
| 01-01-1909: John Glenn, astronaut, Born |
| 01-01-1912: First running of SF's famed "Bay to Breakers" race (7.63 miles)|
| 01-01-1919: J. D. Salinger, author of 'Catcher in the Rye'Born |
| 01-01-1934: Alcatraz officially becomes a Federal Prison |
| 01-01-1956: Sudan gains its independence |
| 01-01-1958: European Economic Community (EEC) starts operation |
| 01-01-1971: Cigarette advertisements banned on TV |
| 01-01-1984: AT & T broken up into 8 companies |
| 01-01-1986: Spain & Portugal become 11th & 12th members of Common Market |
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| Metaphysical BITS!: THE 12 ASTROLOGICAL HOUSES Page 23 |
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| 1ST: Yourself, Focus of things, challenger, aggressor, home team. |
| 2ND: Money, possessions, resources, goods, rights, income, increase. |
| 3RD: Siblings, conveyances, books, inquiry, utilities, communication, lost|
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| 4TH: Home, privacy, inheritance, hidden things, realty, foundations. |
| 5TH: Pleasure, pride, expression, creativity, talent, children, sports, |
| recreation, excess, spend. |
| 6TH: Service, health, employees, food, salvage, crafts, conservation. |
| 7TH: Others, cooperation, partners, marriage, sharing, counselor, lawyer, |
| competition, outcome, fine arts. |
| 8TH: Death, initiation, removing all excess, finance, business, wills, |
| legacies, reduction, karmic debt, sex. |
| 9TH: Religion, long journeys, law, reason, knowledge, morals, ethics, |
| lectures, school, philosophy. |
| 10TH: Honor, position, authority, dignity, career, job, judge, police, |
| vocational skills, administrators. |
| 11TH: Friends, acquaintances, ideals, causes, groups, congress, hopes, |
| objectives, counsel, plans. |
| 12TH: Sacrifice, Confinement, envy, hidden enemies, restriction, prison, |
| failings, inhibitions, compasssion. |
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| How does the average spend their time! That's what this column deals with.|
| * The average adult American spends 19 minutes each day going to and from |
| stores. |
| * Average time spent traveling to and from work for most Americans is |
| 26 minutes. |
| * The average American sleeps 7.7 hours per night. |
| * The average American spends approximately 16 minutes each week traveling |
| to and from social activities. |
| * The average American spends about 90 minutes per week at parties or bars.|
| * Over a lifetime, an American who dines out spend 8 months of their life |
| listening to a waiter or waitress list the daily specials. |
| * In one's lifetime an American spends approximately 1 year looking for |
| some item they have misplaced. |
| * On average an American spends 1 year of his life opening mail. |
| * When it comes to talking women still hold the record. The average woman |
| will spend 5.1 hours per week talking whereas the men spend only 3.5 |
| hours per week. |
| * Typically the average woman will spend 55 minutes a day cooking whereas |
| a man will spend only 15 minutes a day cooking. This also includes all |
| microwave usage. |
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| * To add insult to injury: This phrase means to add scorn to an injury |
| someone has already sustained. Reportedly this phrase first appeared in |
| Latin: iniuriae qui addideris contumeliam, which means "injury added to |
| insult." In the first century A.D. in the fifth book of Roman fables the|
| expression first appeared. |
| * To stick to one's guns: to remain despite obstacles, persevere. Samuel |
| Warren wrote this phrase for the first time in literature in 1839. The |
| novel was Ten Thousand A Year. Its origin stems from the military. |
| * Hocus-Pocus: to be deceived or flim-flammed. The phrase was first in |
| print in 1656 when Thomas Ady used it in "A Candle In the Dark." Though |
| the spelling was quite different then. It was hokos pokos, not hocus |
| pocus. |
| * Making one's hair stand on end: to cause fright or terrify. This could |
| represent a physical reaction also, when one becomes frightened. The |
| first written record of the phrase appears in John Palsgrave's book |
| "Lesclarcissement de la Langue Francoyse" in 1530. |
| * To make a mountain out of a molehill: Making a big thing out of some- |
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| Here it is almost New Year's Eve and what would an issue of Eeeek BITS! be |
| without discussing the custom of this celebration and the singing of the |
| song "Auld Lang Syne." I'm sure we have discussed this before but for |
| those of you who haven't seen the article on these two subjects, here we |
| go again. New Year's Eve is celebrated with a bang and has been for a |
| great many years. The custom comes to us from a primitive custom. Way |
| back primitive people believed the best way to bring in a new year was to |
| bang drums, scream, cry and dance. The reason, they believed this action |
| would keep the demons from entering the next year. In this way they could |
| prepare the year and insure it would be a good year and not one of any |
| negative energies. |
| The singing of Auld Lang Syne comes from a custom of singing this song at |
| the conclusion of every party. People would join hands, stand in a circle |
| and sing this song when a party was over. This custom began in the British|
| Isles in the eighteenth century. The traditional song comes to us from |
| the Scots and has now come to be song only on New Year's Eve, wishing the |
| old year out and the new one in. The words, "auld lang syne" is of a |
| Scottish dialect and means "old Long since." |
| Hope you all have a wonderful New Year and please stay safe on New Year's |
| Eve. Celebrate but don't drink and drive! |
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| Every Titanic has its iceberg. |
| An honest politician: One who stays bought. |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot. |
| What`s the most popular form of birth control? The headache. |
| Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. |
| Whatever advice you give, be brief. |
| He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke. |
| Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. |
| If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. |
| When in doubt, make it sound convincing. |
| A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. |
| When all else fails, read the directions. |
| If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. |
| If reality wants to get in touch with me, it knows where I am. |
| When forced to choose between two evils, try the new one. |
| Every human being comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost. |
| To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. |
| To save one life is better than to build a seven story pagoda. |
| There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. |
| There's at least one fool in every married couple. |
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| There is always someone worse off than yourself. |
| The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. |
| The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. |
| The plural of spouse is spice. |
| The only rose without thorns is friendship. |
| The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn`t. |
| The light of a hundred stars doesn't equal the light of the moon. |
| He who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn`t been asleep. |
| The best prophet of the future is the past. |
| The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. |
| The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. |
| Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. |
| No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. |
| Too much of a good thing is wonderful. |
| Some men are discovered; others are found out. |
| Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. |
| When all is said and done, too many people keep saying and doing. |
| Fame is proof that people are gullible. |
| We have nothing to fear but fear itself. |
| No really great man every thought himself so. |
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| Part 8 |
| Joyce and the kids left the house making their way to the haunted home. |
| They talked about nothing in particular as they walked the few short |
| blocks to the old home. Joyce deliberately tried to keep the |
| conversation light, staying clear of any conversation about the house. |
| She was certain the old house was and is haunted. But she wasn't sure |
| what any of them could do about it. Deep down, Joyce was thrilled to |
| be included in this adventure of her daughter's and her friends. She |
| had always wanted to go hunting for ghosts but never had the |
| opportunity nor the ability to do so. Generally, Joyce knew, it would |
| require traveling to another location to investigate a haunting. So |
| the activity of investigation could end up being very expensive. |
| |
| "So," Norm said in his normal matter of fact manner, "what is it |
| exactly we hope to accomplish going to this house?" |
| |
| Joyce realized he was speaking to her. She pulled her thoughts |
| together, trying to bring herself back from what might have to what is. |
| "I'm not sure what we hope to accomplish. I would like to experience |
| the same things you guys did. If that doesn't happen, then I would at |
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| least like to find something to convince me that the old place is |
| haunted." |
| |
| "Haunted!," Norm considers himself an intellectual as well as a |
| scientist and it became obvious when he responded to Joyce. "Don't you |
| think hauntings are nothing more than group hallucinations? I mean, |
| everyone expects to see something, so they do. That's what my folks |
| say." |
| |
| "Get off the box Norm," Ray stated forcefully. "We all know what we |
| saw the first time we were in the house. You saw it too. You know |
| darn good and well it wasn't a hallucination or anything else, other |
| than ghosts. You just don't want to face the fact that there are some |
| things in this world that science and cold hard facts can't explain. |
| So don't be a dip Norm." |
| |
| "I'm not being a dip," Norm protested. "I just don't know what to |
| believe." |
| |
| "In fairness," Joyce interrupted the impending argument, "it is a wise |
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| thing to question what you experience and see. Norm isn't sure what he |
| should believe, so he is questioning what he has seen. There's nothing |
| wrong with that. If you don't do this, then you could easily be fooled |
| by someone playing a trick on you." |
| |
| "Yeah, I suppose," Ray said, having no intention of arguing with Joyce. |
| |
| The remaining portion of the walk was dedicated to mere chit chat. |
| Nothing very important was discussed. It wasn't long and the group |
| found themselves in front the old house. Norm was in the lead, and |
| when he reached the front gate, he stopped. Joyce looked up towards |
| the house, studied the front of it. Windows broken, the front door |
| stood open, the lawn overgrown with weeds as well as grass. The |
| thought raced through her head, 'what ever possessed these children to |
| enter this house in the first place.' |
| |
| "Are we ready?," Chris asked. She was anxious to get into the house. |
| She wanted to show her mother the old place, as well as the ghosts. |
| She hoped above all that the ghosts would show themselves. She wanted |
| that more than anything at that very moment. |
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| "Ready?" Joyce asked, as she turned to look at each one of the young |
| people's faces. She didn't look at them in a superfacial manner, she |
| looked directly into their eyes. Questioning how this odd ball group |
| of children managed to remain friends all these years. Each so |
| different from the other and yet the same. |
| |
| "Now?" Billy asked, hestitating behind the others as they walked |
| through the front gate of the yard. |
| |
| "It'll be okay," Joyce turned to him and said in a soothing manner. |
| "It is okay." Joyce reached out and touched Billy's arm, knudding him |
| forward towards the gate. |
| |
| Slowly, in silence they all walked towards the open front door. As |
| they neared the porch, Joyce moved to the front of the group and took |
| her place next to Christine. Christine smiled, Joyce reached out and |
| touched her arm, "Ready hon?" Chris nodded her head and the two of |
| them, side by side, entered the house. |
| |
| Joyce was in awe of the magnificent wood throughout the house. Chris |
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| led her into the hallway and then into the front room, what would have |
| been the sitting room. As the group entered the room there was a |
| sudden thud heard from the upstairs. Everyone stopped in their tracks. |
| |
| "Did you hear that?" Jerry whispered. |
| |
| "Of course we heard it," Chris answered. "You'd think we couldn't hear |
| or something." |
| |
| "No, it isn't that," Jerry whispered. "It is just that I wanted to |
| make sure I wasn't hearing things that you didn't hear." |
| |
| "I think we should go upstairs and investigate the noise," Joyce told |
| the young people. All seemed to agree, though not verbally, for they |
| all followed her out of the room and to the foot of the stairs. Slowly |
| she led them up the staircase to the second floor. Chris moved up next |
| to her mother now and pointed out the first room they had seen |
| activity. |
| |
| "This is the room Mom, where we saw the woman in white. It is also the |
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| room we saw the man fighting with her." Chris told her mother as she |
| moved to the door and slowly started to turn the knob. Funny, Chris |
| thought, this door had been left open when the teens had run out of the |
| house. Chris swung the door open wide and all of them peered inside. |
| |
| Nothing. |
| |
| "You are sure you saw her in here?" Joyce asked. |
| |
| "Yes," Chris insisted. "But the room didn't look like this, did it |
| guys? It was clean. No dust and nothing looked like it was old. It |
| all looked as though it had been just placed in the room for the first |
| time and looked brand new." |
| |
| "Well it looks old to me hon," Joyce said to Chris. "Maybe you saw it |
| the way the woman saw it. I don't know." |
| |
| "But I did see it Mom, really." Chris tried to convince her mother. |
| |
| "I know you did. I'm not saying you didn't dear, I'm just saying that |
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| a spirit can create an illusion. She could have created the illusion |
| of the room being just as it was when she was in it." Joyce tried to |
| assure her daughter that she believed her. |
| |
| Joyce and Chris walked through the room then went back into the hall. |
| "Mom we saw something in this next room down here," Chris said and |
| pointed down the hall. |
| |
| "Good, that's the room we hear the thud come from, I think." Joyce said |
| as she started down the hall. |
| |
| "Wait a sec," Billy said, "are you going to just go down there, just |
| like that?" |
| |
| "Billy there's nothing to be afraid of," Joyce told him. "Just |
| remember you are in control. As long as you remember this you will be |
| fine." |
| |
| Joyce headed down to the next door, Chris and the others followed close |
| behind her. As she reached for the knob she froze in place when a loud |
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| bang resounded from the room down the hall. Everyone turned back |
| towards the room. Joyce pushed past the kids and walked quickly down |
| the hall to the room. She was totally amazed with what she saw. This |
| room, that just moments ago, looked as though it hadn't been touched in |
| 20 years, now appeared to fresh and new. In front of Joyce stood a |
| young woman in white. She stood near the window, her back to the door. |
| When Joyce entered the room the woman turned around, as if she was |
| aware of another presence in the room. Joyce stood quietly watching |
| and waiting. The woman watched Joyce, as though she could see her and |
| would actually try to communicate with her. Joyce watched, but said |
| nothing. Chris came in behind her mother and stood quietly. She |
| watched as this woman in white took a position before them with her |
| hands outstretched, as though pleading for help. |
| |
| "What can we do," Chris asked her. Joyce jumped slightly, surprised |
| that Chris was even there. She had her attentions so focused on the |
| woman in white that she didn't even hear Chris walk into the room. |
| "How can we help you?" Chris asked again of the woman. |
| |
| "We can't help unless we can communicate in some way," Joyce said. And |
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| before she had even completed her sentence, as though the woman could |
| read her mind, the woman disappeared. Chris, a moment later, began |
| talking in a voice no one recognized. The woman in white had taken |
| over Chris and was using her as an instrument to communicate. Joyce |
| was unnerved by this. She wanted to grab her daughter and run from the |
| old house, but fear made her feet feel as though they were bolted to |
| the floor. |
| |
| "You must tell," the voice said, coming out of Chris, "you must tell |
| the truth." |
| |
| "What truth?" Joyce asked with trepidation. |
| |
| "You must tell them the truth," the voice said again, as though she |
| hadn't heard Joyce's question. "Then I am free." |
| |
| "We will be happy to tell them the truth, but we have to know what |
| truth." Joyce felt helpless in the situation now. "What truth?" |
| |
| Chris suddenly slumbed forward into her mother's arms. She was not |
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| completely conscience. "Wait," Joyce screamed out, as she held Chris |
| in her arms. "We can't help you without more information." But it was |
| too late, the woman in white was gone. |
| |
| It took several moments for Chris to recover, but when she did she |
| seemed none the worse for wear. But it was enough for Joyce. |
| |
| "Come on, we're leaving." Joyce said. |
| |
| "But Mom, we are just getting some place," Chris protested. |
| |
| "I said now," Joyce said with a commanding voice. She didn't give |
| Chris a chance to protest, she just grabbed her arm and pulled her out |
| of the room and into the hallway. The others followed behind them. |
| They moved quickly but safely out of the house, Joyce closed the door |
| behind her once she accounted for all the kids. |
| |
| "Mom, this is a mistake," Chris protested. "We can't help her if we |
| don't know what it is she wants us to reveal." |
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| "We aren't going back in there Christine. Not without someone who has |
| more knowledge and experience than any of us." Joyce was determined not |
| to go back into the house until they could get a professional psychic |
| involved. "Let's go home, we'll talk about this when we get there. I |
| want to write down everything each of you saw and felt when we were in |
| that house." |
| |
| As they walked away something beckoned Joyce to turn back towards the |
| house. There on the second floor, looking out the window, stood the |
| lady in white, watching her guests leave. |
| |
| Conclusion next week.... |
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| A date with the Krausmeyer? On New Year's Eve? Can one imagine the horror?|
| Not Debbie. The Office Manager of Team Eeeek had spent the last several |
| years extracting herself from the society of "MEN" & she couldn't envision|
| herself breaking her promise to an erstwhile street urchin! "I wonder if |
| he bathes," she asked as she unconsciously applied an extra spray of |
| imported French perfume. "Or if he owns a pair of dress shoes." |
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| Debbie viewed herself in her vanity mirror turning her painted face one |
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| to her black Bill Blas padded shoulders. |
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| I wonder where he's taking me, she thought. The hand drawn "tickets" the |
| Krausmeyer had given her had not indicated a destination. They had simple |
| read "Parade of Stars" in smudged pencil. Yet Debbie knew of no parades |
| on New Year's Eve! The next morning sure, but not the night before. |
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| The Office Manager told herself once more why she was doing this: to meet |
| her obligations. Nothing more. She would do as she promised and then make |
| an end to it. |
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| A Krausmeyer was nothing she wish to make an alliance with. |
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| It was almost the hour. Debbie threw a beaded wrap over her shoulders and |
| went into her living room to wait. |
| * |
| |
| A 1993 powder blue stretch limousine met her eyes when Debbie stepped out |
| of her house. The car was so long it blocked the driveways on either side |
| of her property. |
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| "Whose car is this?" Debbie asked the driver. And when she was told that |
| the limo, the driver and the driver's assistant belonged to Ms. Gabriel, |
| Debbie knew she would have to mind her manners. In short the Chairwoman |
| was watching and Debbie would have to let the Krausmeyer down easy. With |
| any luck she would be home in time to watch the ball fall in Times |
| Square. |
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| She stepped into the back door and dropped into the plush velvet |
| upholstery. |
| * |
| For ten minutes she sat in the darkened limousine listening to Muzac |
| CD's. She knew the Krausmeyer was in there with her because she could |
| hear his fingers snapping to the dull rhythms. |
| |
| "Where are we going?" she asked. But of course he couldn't answer her. |
| Instead he opened the power window in the roof and waved at hand at the |
| sky. "Yes, I remember," Debbie said. "Parade of Stars." Hymie smiled, |
| obviously happy that she remembered. For her part Debbie ground her |
| slightly yellowing teeth together and prayed that the evening would be |
| merciful. Meanwhile, the Chairwoman's chauffeur wound the limousine |
| through the Santa Monica mountains; they were climbing the hills over |
| looking the city & for the life of her, Debbie could not figure out |
| where they were headed. "You don't suppose this jerk is taking me to |
| the Observatory, do you?" she mumbled. But that was a good bet since |
| nothing else was up there. Dull, dull, Debbie thought. But at least |
| harmless. Oh, for days in Palm Springs, nights in the Bonaventure and |
| men who knew how to squander their money. |
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| Finally, there it was, the Krausmeyer's "Parade of Stars." Debbie found |
| herself seated on a boulder overlooking Sunset Blvd. and the Los Angeles |
| basin. Somewhere behind her and out of sight, the driver and his |
| assistant had secluded the car. Above her spread a canopy of lights, the |
| entire heavens opened into the next galaxy. And resist as she might, |
| Debbie couldn't help but feel the tension of the last two months draining |
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| She imagined that these stars had gathered above for her benefit & they |
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| out of her body, leaving her calm, almost limp and certainly at peace. |
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| For several long, pregnant moments, she waited for the little man to make |
| his move. She was certain he would run his arm over her shoulders, trace |
| a finger along the back of her hand, or gaze stupidly into her eyes. |
| |
| And then he would expect a kiss. Yes, even with his thin lizard-lips, he |
| would want at least that much! And she could envision his disappointment |
| when she refused. But until he made his pass, the beleaguered office |
| manager could enjoy the serenity, the quiet, of these secluded hills. |
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| That was 1 good thing about Krausmeyer, he doesn't talk you to death. |
| * |
| Ten minutes went by in the peaceful presence of her little companion; |
| then 15, then 20. All the while he did nothing but, apparently, enjoy his |
| "Parade of Stars." He gazed not into Debbie's eyes, but into the night |
| sky & seemed to take delight in each little twinkle as if he knew that |
| dainty light personally. He smiled at one, then reluctantly turned to |
| another, only to renew his enchanted smile all over again. From time to |
| time Debbie peered at the little man out of the corner of her eye noting |
| his contentment & ease. This wasn't the nervous creature that tiptoed |
| through the office all week; this was a man comfortable in his element & |
| the Office Manager could not help but observe the change. Here, in the |
| Krausmeyer's world, the little man was happy, secure, almost confident |
| in his knowledge of his environment. |
| |
| Debbie would have smiled at him if she didn't think it would provoke a |
| come on. And out in these hills she hadn't a clue how he would act. The |
| experienced woman knew she could take care of herself no matter what the |
| weasel tried. But she was concerned that if he came on too strong, she |
| might have to slap him on the nose harder than she would have liked to. |
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| Up in the serenity of the mountains, Debbie could feel herself starting |
| to like the little guy. "Hymie," she said. "Are you going to make a pass |
| at me?" Debbie's words surprised the Krausmeyer; she watched as "office |
| nervousness" descended upon him & his hands shook as his eyes widened in |
| disbelief. Possessing the experience with men that she did, Debbie could |
| tell that she misjudged him, making a pass was not something the little |
| man had even imagined. |
| |
| "Relax, Hymie," Debbie said. "I was just wondering." She smiled down at |
| him and instantly knew more about him than she had before. He probably |
| needed a woman in his life & hadn't the self-esteem to go out & get one. |
| Apparently he meant it when he asked her up into the mountains to see his |
| Parade of Stars. "What about dinner?" Debbie asked to change the subject. |
| |
| At the mention of food, the little man's face brightened. He held up a |
| finger as if to say, 'Wait a minute!' and rose from his seat. After he |
| had helped her up, the two teammates climbed to the road and the |
| limousine. But instead of getting into the car, Hymie led them to the |
| rear end where the driver and his assistant had set up a small dining |
| table and two chairs. |
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| Under the stars the two sat to be served by the drivers while the aromas |
| emanating from the trunk of the limousine set their taste buds throbbing. |
| The entire trunk was filled with food and Debbie awaited the enjoyment of |
| it with delight. |
| |
| It was during the decanting of the Cabernet Sauvignon that they heard the |
| noise. Out in the scrub brush Debbie heard the shuffling of muffled foot |
| steps. Soon she saw a face, a dirty face, staring at them. Then a second |
| face joined the first; then a third & a fourth. Debbie thought they must |
| have followed the scent of food & realized that there could be others |
| living in the hills. The faces emerged boldly from the brush & made their |
| way to the couple seated at the table. |
| |
| "Evenin', folks," said the first dirty face. "How 'bout sharin' a bite or |
| two?" |
| |
| The driver and his assistant positioned themselves between the diners and |
| the filthy men, but too many of the homeless arrived for them to hold |
| back. As the crowd spilled around the table, tempers rose and Debbie was |
| sure they would soon steal the food and ransack the car. |
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| They might have, too. Already they were struggling with the drivers & |
| grabbing handfuls of food from the trunk. But as the dirty men approached |
| the table caught sight of the Krausmeyer, they fell back. Some of them |
| mumbled & Debbie heard 'Hymie' in the mist of the controlled arguing. |
| Slowly the men placed the food back on the plates and turned to leave. |
| That was when the understanding dawned on Debbie. |
| |
| "Hymie, do you know these men?" she asked. The little man stared at the |
| ground and remained motionless. By that lack of denial, Debbie received |
| the whole picture. |
| |
| Hymie must have been one of them! she thought. They were going to take |
| the food but when they recognized Hymie they stopped. But why? |
| |
| Debbie looked into the Krausmeyer's lowered eyes and found shame, |
| embarrassment. And she knew it was not from his being where he was, but |
| from his not helping his former companions. |
| |
| And the men in turn were embarrassed for trying to steal from one of |
| their own who had made it out of the hills - from living like an animal. |
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| She saw it all - in that 1 second of insight, she understood the feeling |
| swarming around them under those clear, bright stars. |
| |
| She looked from the men to her companion and back again, wondering what |
| they would do. But the hungry men were leaving; they were not thieves, |
| just people who were cold and dejected. |
| |
| As she watched the men walk toward the darkness, she heard Hymie's feet |
| scrape the ground as he jumped up from his chair. Then he ran after the |
| men and handed one of them his plate of food. With his free hand he waved |
| the men back, toward the trunk of food; he was inviting them to share |
| what he had. |
| |
| It wasn't long & the area behind the limousine was filled with dark men |
| enjoying the expensive catering provide by one of their own. |
| |
| Debbie knew she had learned more about her companion; she knew she had |
| seen a side of him that his fellow employees had yet to see. |
| A side that endeared him to her. |
| A side that appealed to the warm glow she was feeling inside. |
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| And she also knew that from that moment on, she and the Krausmeyer would |
| be better friends. |
| |
| Much better friends. |
| |
| After she had acclimated herself to the new situation, Debbie strolled |
| over to the opened trunk and made up a plate of food. When a new arrival |
| presented himself before her, she handed him the plate, smiled and asked, |
| "Would you like gravy?" |
| |
| The smile that accompanied the nod on the stranger's face told Debbie |
| something else. It told her that the new year held a promise - a promise |
| of friendship and good fortune and possibility that she had not felt in a |
| long time. |
| |
| "Happy New Year," she said to the filthy stranger who was gobbling the |
| food in front of her. And she knew she meant it. |
| She just knew she did. |
| |
| The End |
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| For SYNTAX and SPECIFICS, type "<command name> /?" (do NOT use <> brackets|
| and command name = DOS command! ie: RESTORE /? for help w/RESTORE!) |
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| APPEND Open files in specified directories as if in current directory. |
| ASSIGN Redirects requests for operations on a drive to a different drive.|
| ATTRIB Displays or changes file attributes. |
| BACKUP Backs up one or more files from one disk to another. |
| BREAK Sets or clears extended CTRL+C checking. |
| CALL Calls one batch program from another. |
| CD Displays the name of or changes the current directory. |
| CHCP Displays or sets the active code page number. |
| CHDIR Displays the name of or changes the current directory. |
| CHKDSK Checks a disk and displays a status report. |
| CLS Clears the screen. |
| COMMAND Starts a new instance of the MS-DOS command interpreter. |
| COMP Compares the contents of two files or sets of files. |
| COPY Copies one or more files to another location. |
| CTTY Changes the terminal device used to control your system. |
| DATE Displays or sets the date. |
| DEBUG Runs Debug, a program testing and editing tool. |
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| DEL Deletes one or more files. |
| DIR Displays a list of files and subdirectories in a directory. |
| DISKCOMP Compares the contents of two floppy disks. |
| DISKCOPY Copies the contents of one floppy disk to another. |
| DOSKEY Edits command lines, recalls MS-DOS commands, and creates macros. |
| DOSSHELL Starts MS-DOS Shell. |
| ECHO Displays messages, or turns command echoing on or off. |
| EDIT Starts MS-DOS Editor, which creates and changes ASCII files. |
| EDLIN Starts Edlin, a line-oriented text editor. |
| EMM386 Turns on or off EMM386 expanded memory support. |
| ERASE Deletes one or more files. |
| EXE2BIN Converts .EXE (executable) files to binary format. |
| EXIT Quits the COMMAND.COM program (command interpreter). |
| EXPAND Expands one or more compressed files. |
| FASTOPEN Decreases amount of time to open frequently used files & DIRs. |
| FC Compares 2 files/sets of files, & displays differences between. |
| FDISK Configures a hard disk for use with MS-DOS. |
| FIND Searches for a text string in a file or files. |
| FOR Runs a specified command for each file in a set of files. |
| FORMAT Formats a disk for use with MS-DOS. |
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| GOTO Directs DOS to a labelled line in a batch program. |
| GRAFTABL Enables DOS to display an extended character set in graphics mode.|
| GRAPHICS Loads a program that can print graphics. |
| HELP Provides Help information for MS-DOS commands. |
| IF Performs conditional processing in batch programs. |
| JOIN Joins a disk drive to a directory on another drive. |
| KEYB Configures a keyboard for a specific language. |
| LABEL Creates, changes, or deletes the volume label of a disk. |
| LH Loads a program into the upper memory area. |
| LOADFIX Loads a program above the first 64K of memory, & runs the program.|
| LOADHIGH Loads a program into the upper memory area. |
| MD Creates a directory. |
| MEM Displays the amount of used and free memory in your system. |
| MIRROR Records information about one or more disks. |
| MKDIR Creates a directory. |
| MODE Configures a system device. |
| MORE Displays output one screen at a time. |
| NLSFUNC Loads country-specific information. |
| PATH Displays or sets a search path for executable files. |
| PAUSE Suspends processing of a batch file and displays a message. |
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| PRINT Prints a text file while you are using other MS-DOS commands. |
| PROMPT Changes the MS-DOS command prompt. |
| QBASIC Starts the MS-DOS QBasic programming environment. |
| RD Removes a directory. |
| RECOVER Recovers readable information from a bad or defective disk. |
| REM Records comments (remarks) in batch files or CONFIG.SYS. |
| REN Renames a file or files. |
| RENAME Renames a file or files. |
| REPLACE Replaces files. |
| RESTORE Restores files that were backed up by using the BACKUP command. |
| RMDIR Removes a directory. |
| SET Displays, sets, or removes MS-DOS environment variables. |
| SETVER Sets the version number that MS-DOS reports to a program. |
| SHARE Installs file-sharing and locking capabilities on your hard disk. |
| SHIFT Shifts the position of replaceable parameters in batch files. |
| SORT Sorts input. |
| SUBST Associates a path with a drive letter. |
| SYS Copies DOS system files & command interpreter to disk you specify.|
| TIME Displays or sets the system time. |
| TREE Graphically displays the directory structure of a drive or path. |
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| TYPE Displays the contents of a text file. |
| UNDELETE Recovers files which have been deleted. |
| UNFORMAT Restores disk erased by FORMAT command or restructured by RECOVER.|
| VER Displays the MS-DOS version. |
| VERIFY Tells DOS whether to verify your files are written correctly. |
| VOL Displays a disk volume label and serial number. |
| XCOPY Copies files (except hidden and system files) and directory trees.|
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| Many people think DOS is difficult, but as long as you know what commands |
| do what, you will find DOS to be convenient, easy, and beneficial to use! |
| the "/?" will get you the same results as typing in HELP <command name>. |
| ie: HELP DEBUG will give you the same as DEBUG /? will. |
| |
| These are all the basic commands for DOS 5.0. Many are used in Batch |
| files (which we will cover at a later date!) but you should familiarize |
| yourself enough with the DOS language to be able to make your computer do |
| what YOU want it to! Practice using the HELP function, and play with |
| some of the less volatile commands (for instance we DON'T recommend that |
| you play with the FORMAT command unless you are aware of exactly what you |
| you are doing! Enjoy & happy Operating! |
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| The lady stood doing her job when suddenly something touched her. Quickly |
| she turned around but no one was there. She went back to her cooking. |
| Within moments someone touched her again, again she turned, again no one |
| was there. Finally the third time someone touched her and she turned |
| quickly, spinning on her heels. There before stood the shadowy figure of |
| a woman. A moment later the figure disappeared into thin air. But that |
| was not the end of her, not by a long shot. A minute or so after being |
| seen the ghostly lady began throwing pottery around, crashing it on the |
| kitchen floor. |
| This was not the first time the ghostly figure had been reported nor was |
| it the first time she threw things. Some months earlier a young man rent- |
| ed the apartment above the restaurant and he reported having strange dreams|
| of a woman. A woman he didn't know. He described the woman as someone who|
| had her hair piled up on her head, wearing an old-fashioned dress. It was |
| not long after this that he saw this very woman in the restaurant. He was |
| quite shaken by her appearance; for he could see right through her. |
| Frequently the lady would be seen in the restaurant but with no head. Only|
| from her shoulders down would appear, frightening a great many people. |
| Other things would happen as well, like the bells on the front door would |
| begin jingling frantically, as though someone was deliberately striking |
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| the bells repeatedly. But when the front door was checked, no one was |
| there and the bells were not moving. |
| No one reported feeling very frightened by the activities of the lady. |
| Instead most had the feeling of annoyance. |
| The history of the house, now restaurant, is that it was built in the 1890s|
| but the exact year is uncertain. Sometime in the 1960s there was a fire |
| at the house which could never be explained. People living next door to |
| the house purchased it and restored it. Being experts in architectural |
| restoration helped a great deal. Once the house was completely renovated |
| they leased it out to two sisters; who turned the downstairs portion into |
| a restaurant. The restaurant is called Victorian Facades. |
| The ghost is believed to be that of a woman named Lydia who once lived up- |
| stairs in the house. She never married and lived there through a great |
| number of personal tragedies, including the death of her only sister. |
| A great many people have seen the ghostly lady. Even more have seen things|
| fly through the air by unseen hands. There have been some investigations |
| but nothing can be found to prove the psychic impressions. Every psychic |
| who has entered the place has the feeling that someone was murdered. No |
| evidence can be found to this. The restaurant is located at: 1244 South- |
| east Belmont Street, Portland, Oregon. |
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| NEW YORK, Dec. 24 /U.S. Newswire/ -- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) |
| questioned the State Department's apparent change in policy regarding |
| government officials' participation in non-governmental meetings in East |
| Jerusalem. The league learned that Ambassador Morris B. Abram, the |
| United States Permanent Representative to the United Nations and other |
| International Organizations in Geneva, was denied permission by the State |
| Department to attend a private meeting of international jurists at the |
| Hyatt Hotel in Jerusalem. The hotel is on the border between east and |
| west Jerusalem. |
| |
| "For some time we have been concerned about U.S. policy which prohibits |
| American officials from attending Israeli government functions in East |
| Jerusalem," Abraham H. Foxman, ADL national director, said in a letter to |
| Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger. "Nevertheless, it was our |
| understanding that this policy was restricted to government-sponsored |
| events. The current incident appears to take this policy to a new level |
| in that it forbids American officials from attending events in East |
| Jerusalem which are sponsored by private international organizations. We |
| would appreciate clarification of U.S. policy in this regard," Foxman |
| added. |
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| DC, 12-23/US Newswire: The Dept of Justice announced a $243,368 agreement |
| with the Nat.Criminal Justice Assn, of DC, which will operate a consortium|
| with the Nat.Inst.of Justice to develop a model state anti-stalking code. |
| NIJ, the Department's criminal justice research agency in the Office of |
| Justice Programs, said the non-profit organization will administer the |
| project with a nationally representative group of state legislatures & |
| experts in criminal justice operations, constitutional issues & victim |
| rights matters. Noted NIJ Director Charles B. DeWitt, "The vast majority |
| of stalkers prey on ordinary citizens. The model legislation that is to |
| be drafted & published will address this situation & help states analyze |
| their own needs in this area." "Stalking is a troublesome problem for |
| police officials because criminal statutes & civil remedies frequently |
| are inadequate," DeWitt said. "Existing laws against trespassing & |
| harassing are helpful but frequently insufficient to completely protect |
| potential victims until it is too late." "Domestic violence against women |
| is a common form of stalking, but state laws often address it only after |
| the crime has escalated into a serious assault or homicide," he pointed |
| out. Stalking is usually defined as willfully, maliciously & repeatedly |
| following & harassing another person. CA passed the first anti-stalking |
| law in of up to 1 yr jail, a $1,000 fine, both or a state prison sentence.|
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| Sentences Announced in Weaver Electric PCB Disposal Case Page 77 |
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| DENVER, Dec. 22 /U.S. Newswire/ -- United States Attorney Michael J. |
| Norton jointly with Ronald F. Ederer, United States Attorney for the |
| Western District of Texas; Vicki A. O'Meara, acting assistant attorney |
| general for the Environment & Natural Resources Division of the United |
| States Department of Justice; James L. Prange, special agent in charge, |
| Office of Criminal Investigations, US Environmental Protection Agency |
| & Joseph D. Martinolich Jr., special agent in charge, FBI announced that |
| US District Court Judge Weinshienk sentenced Weaver Electric Co. Inc. to |
| pay $500,000 in fines & environmental expenditures at its facilities & |
| Clayton Regier & Bud Rupe to terms of imprisonment in connection with |
| their conviction for federal environmental & related criminal charges |
| filed in September 1992 in Denver, Colorado, & El Paso. The charges |
| resulted from a scheme to illegally dispose of PCBs & capacitors |
| containing PCBs owned by Weaver Electric & stored at its headquartered |
| in Denver. Weaver Electric was sentenced to a fine of $200,000 & is being |
| required, as a term of probation, to spend an additional $300,000 on EA |
| -approved environmental compliance activities at its two Denver sites for |
| its conviction of seven charges, including violations for the illegal |
| disposal, storage, exportation & labeling of drums & capacitors |
| containing PCBs. |
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| EVENT: Ceremony for the opening of a special display of the |
| Emancipation Proclamation |
| WHEN: Thursday, Dec. 31, at 10 a.m. |
| WHERE: National Archives Rotunda, Constitution Ave. |
| between 7th and 9th Sts., NW. Public enter through |
| Constitution Ave. entrance. |
| |
| DETAILS: The ribbon-cutting ceremony marks the opening of a special |
| display of the Emancipation Proclamation. This is the first time since |
| 1979 that the document has been displayed at the National Archives and |
| the first time ever that all five pages have been exhibited. This |
| occasion commemorates the 130th anniversary of the signing of the |
| document by Abraham Lincoln on Jan. 1, 1863. This event is free and open |
| to the public, space permitting. |
| |
| NOTE: No artificial lighting will be permitted in the Exhibition Hall or |
| Rotunda. No flash permitted. For press information, call the Public |
| Affairs Staff at 202-501-5525. The public may call the events line, |
| 202-501-5000, for more information. |
| |
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| BONN - Germany said it regretted the re-election of Serbian President |
| Slobodan Milosevic, calling him one of the chief parties responsible for |
| war in former Yugoslavia. |
| |
| BELGRADE - Milan Panic, conceding defeat in Serbia's presidential |
| elections, threatened to resign as prime minister of Yugoslavia but said |
| he would remain in politics. |
| |
| GENEVA - Russian Foreign Minister Andrei Kozyrev and United Nations |
| Secretary-General Boutros Boutros-Ghali both urged caution on foreign |
| military intervention in Bosnia. |
| |
| MOGADISHU - U.S. Marines shot at least three Somalis in a truck when one |
| of the passengers fired on them, and Somali guards at a U.N. compound |
| also clashed with gunmen, a U.S. military spokesman said. |
| |
| WASHINGTON - The White House said President George Bush was prepared to |
| release secret notes he made on the Iran-Contra scandal in response to |
| charges he was involved in a cover-up of the arms-for-hostages deal. |
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| MARJ AZ-ZOHOUR, Lebanon - Lebanon rebuffed appeals to take in sick |
| Palestinian deportees trapped in no man's land in south Lebanon. In TEL |
| AVIV, hundreds of Israelis marched in pouring rain to protest against the |
| expulsion of the 415 Palestinians. |
| |
| MOSCOW - President Boris Yeltsin ordered the creation of a new body to |
| supervise state radio and television coverage of political developments |
| in Russia. |
| |
| MOSCOW - Three Russian soldiers kidnapped by Islamic rebels in the |
| Central Asian republic of Tajikistan were found dead on Saturday, Russian |
| television said. |
| |
| NICOSIA - Iran told its Gulf Arab neighbours it was ready to defend |
| militarily three disputed islands, reminding them of its eight-year war |
| with Iraq. |
| |
| LONDON - With an IRA Christmas truce ending on Saturday, Irish church |
| leaders urged a permanent end to fighting in Northern Ireland and Britain |
| feared a renewed bombing campaign. |
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| RESOLUTIONS: 48% of Americans intend to make a New Year's resolution this |
| year, a new Gallup poll says. 22% want to improve personal finances, 10% |
| want to Stop smoking, 7% to lose weight, & 1% exercise more. 52% admitted |
| not keeping past resolutions. |
| |
| RECRUITS TO STRIP: 10 women recruits at the Navy's Redding, CA office |
| were victims of sexual misconduct over a 1 year period, including being |
| told to strip so recruiters could take their measurements, military |
| investigators said. |
| |
| SECONDHAND SMOKE: A report from the US Environmental Protection Agency |
| next month is expected to link secondhand tobacco smoke to lung cancer, |
| easing the way for further restrictions on public smoking. |
| |
| IMPLANT CASE: A jury awarded $25 million in damages to a Pamela Jean |
| Johnson of Houston. Johnson said silicone-gel breast implants made by a |
| subsidiary of Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. caused an autoimmune disease after |
| rupturing inside her. Officials said it was the biggest damage award to |
| date against a manufacturer of silicone implants. Johnson had sought $64 |
| million in damages. |
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| TRW PAYS: TRW agreed to pay to $1,000 to each homeowner it wrongly called |
| a tax deadbeat. TRW, a major credit-reporting firm, botched the credit |
| records of 1,200 Vermont residents. TRW, without admitting wrongdoing, |
| also agreed to pay the state $125,000. |
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| MORE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION: More than 11 million Americans suffer |
| from depression, and studies hint it may be on the rise. The National |
| Institute of Mental Health thinks 50% or more people with depression go |
| undiagnosed. To get help, write National Depressive & Manic-Depressive |
| Association, 730 N. Franklin St., Suite 501, Chicago, Ill., 60610. |
| |
| SCHOOLS TO INTEGRATE: Louisiana can no longer operate separate all black |
| state colleges & must merge with white institutions, a judge ruled. |
| |
| SHOCKING NEWS: Implanted devices that jolt the heart into regular rhythm |
| can be dangerous. A new study shows patients who get the device may have |
| nightmares in which they imagine the device has gone off. The New England |
| Journal of Medicine reports the phenomenon may lead to psychological |
| problems. Some people kept alive by the devices say the shock feels like |
| a mule kicking them in the chest. |
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| "A League Of Their Own," starring Geena Davis, Tom Hanks and Madonna, |
| will be released on video cassette by Columbia TriStar Home Video on |
| February 17th for the selling price of $94.95 per cassette. |
| |
| Tatum O'Neal will star in NBC's "Woman On Trial: The Lawrencia Bembenek |
| Story," based on the story of ex-cop & former model "Lawrence" Bembenek, |
| who served 10+ years in prison for the 1981 murder of her husband's ex-wife|
| Christine J. Schultz - a crime she maintains she did not commit. |
| |
| Fox West Pictures, a division of Fox Broadcasting Company, will start |
| production on "12:01," a made-for-TV psychological thriller. "12:01" |
| will center on a man who keeps living a single day of his life repeatedly |
| and endlessly when a scientific experiment turns out for the worst. |
| |
| Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and Lyle |
| Waggoner will reunite for "The Carol Burnett Show: A Reunion," to be |
| broadcast Sunday, 1-10-93 at 9:00 pm on CBS. |
| |
| Michael Jackson will receive the Entertainer of the Year Award at the |
| 25th annual Image Awards on January 16th. |
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